Tip #42: Dad Jokes

The best way to get the giggles.

Getting the kid to crack a smile on command isn't always easy, but if there's one thing that can work - it's a cheesy dad joke! (Bonus points for getting an eye roll out of your partner in the process.)

 Here's a good list of jokes to whip out when you want to lighten the mood or garner a few giggles: 

  • What kind of cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
  • What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing. They just waved.
  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
  • What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest.
  • Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies!
  • Why are pirates pirates? Because they just Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  • What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
  • You: Knock knock. Them: Who's there? You: The interrupting cow. Them: The interrupting co- You: MOOO!
  • What does a pirate say on their 80th birthday? Aye Matey!
  • What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well
  • What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boooooo!
  • What's brown and sticky? A stick.
  • How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!